This blog is pretty much dead to me so...

...you should go check out my personal website, which incidentally has a blog. Actually its my blog, a website having its own blog is kinda freaky.

My jaw-dropping, incredible, amazing, beautiful and stunning photos are here:

http://corneveaux.com

and my 'about' page, where i keep my blog and stuff and things and such is here:

http://corneveaux.com/about

Epic August Monsoon

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I love to toot my own horn, so with that here we go --


I'm off to Peru for a couple weeks to kick back on the AMAZON RIVER!!! I plan to fish for peacock bass,





swim in a black lake with pink dolphins,




check out poison dart frogs,





take a zip line throgh the canopy



eat wild bananas with monkeys and do monkey stuff,



ok, so a chimp isn't a monkey, but you get the picture...

...and most importantly, avoid the dreaded candiru !!!



Of course these are only a sample of the tons of other cool stuff I'll be doing as listed on the webpage for the camp I will be staying at.

http://perujungle.com/itinerary.html

As always, upon my return I will have copious amounts of stunning photos posted on corneveaux.com

Toodles!

This is a video created by my friend Kalil in memory of our senior year spent laughing at random cats and rating cats on sites such as KittenWar.com . Enjoy



Here is the link to the full video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94VXZYJZdRM

Reproduction Cycle In Lower Life Forms Under the Rocks of Mars

A classroom biological science documentary from the future which shows what the Spirit and Opportunity landers are filming on the planet Mars RIGHT NOW with their electron microscope-cameras, but not sharing with us. Some monster nudity, simulated stop-motion sex. Animated in claymation by Douglass Smith, aka Rev. Ivan Stang, devotee of Slack master and Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, who discovered the Conspiracy and an invasion by UFOs, and founded The Church of the SubGenius, an adults-only religion for mutants, misfits, weirdos. Part of a SubGenius feature-length anthology of comedy shorts, although this particular short predates the SubGenius projects (http://www.subgenius.com for more info.) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078154/